remember becky?

got this in the mail today from becky. remember when i went to tech and lived with like 20 chicks? and then they'd get into pillow fights? naked? ...'member?

(judge this for yourself. i laughed at least once)

Twas the Night Before Carnival
By Aaron (Monkey) Richard

'Twas the night before Carnival, and all through the land
Not a student was smiling, no snow was at hand.
The grand month long statues all mighty and tall
Were all shrunk by the sun and looked stupid and small.

A lone senior looked on, a tear in his eye,
his Carnival looked lost, it would just pass him by
The snow was all melting, awash in the streets
Like a winters wet dream, absorbed by the sheets.

When from down 41 there arose such a clatter,
Like a big heavy log truck, but louder and madder.
"To Jim's" some one yelled and they all made a dash,
Leaving everything behind, except I.D.s and cash.

As the first student came, he shouted "What luck!"
For no one was parked there, but a red and white truck.
When up from the masses came a deafening cheer,
for this truck was special, this truck brought them beer.

The driver was not Santa, or a cute Easter Bunny,
Not even Curt Tompkins, though that would be funny.
Yes out stepped the driver, with a wink of his eye,
For everyone knew him, t'was the Budweiser Guy!!

Our Hero got out and he unlocked the locks;
for the cargo was beer and wine in a box.
In clear or dark bottles and in big kegs it came,
And as it rolled off the truck he called them by name.

Drink Molson, Drink Blatz, Drink sweet Lebatt Blue
Drink Killians, Drink Rolling Rock, drink all the best brew!
Take it back to your fraternities, take it back to your houses,
Take wine for the girls, to get your hands up their blouses!

The students drank hard all through the night;
Their speech was now slurred, they soon lost their sight.
They drank like huge rock stars with no bill to be paid;
The freshmen passed out, the coeds got laid.

This Carnival was awesome, it was way above par.
The students held down Jack Daniels, they held down PBR.
From distillers down in Dixie to brewers of the West;
This Carnival with no snow, this Carnival was best.

Our champion in his truck, lays down on the horn;
He's back on the road, just him, No-Doze and porn.
You could hear him exclaim, now that Carnival was over,
"Best wishes to all, and good luck getting sober!"