Monday, July 31, 2006

wtf?

Look: if you're calculating your avergae total monthly solar insolation per meter squared PER DAY and trying to compare it compare it to a monthly solar radiation distributed through out the entire month per meter squared, you're fucked.

straight fucked.

miyagi?

miyagi-son, is that you?

what's your incident angle of terrestrial solar radiation?


Sunday, July 30, 2006

like this

see, the case study's got me like this
[puts arm behind back]
and i'm all like this
[taps out]
but i need to be all like this
[reverses that shit]
and do this
[cross-face chicken-wings case study]



jackyl


Dirty Little Mind
Dirty Little Mind
Dirty Little Mind
Dirty Little Mind

Well I licked her clean from head to toe
I took her down for the count
And she was ready for more
And you know she's got a dirty little mind
The way she walks
The way she grooves
I got to strap her down to keep up with her moves
she's got a dirty little mind

She's got a dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty little mind
A dirty little mind

Stretched out in the night
What do I feel?
I feel so good it just can't be real
She's got a dirty little mind
Well she makes me smile, yeah she makes me glad
She's B.A.D.
Yeah man she's bad
And you know she's got a dirty little mind

She's got a dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty little mind
A dirty little mind

She's got a dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty little mind
A dirty little mind

And I know what she's thinking
Yes I know what's on her mind
You've got to know, my body's sinking into her mind
And I know she'll never let go
Cause I've got her on a stick stick stick stick...stick

She got a dirty little mind
A dirty little mind
She like the way they climb
She got a dirty mind
a dirty little mind
a dirty little mind
D I R T E E E
a dirty little mind
That's right
dirty little mind
Keep it up all night long

She's got a dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty
Dirty little mind
A dirty little mind

dirty little mind
dirty little mind
dirty little mind


billy idol gets it

I've got to get it together...

engineering case study?

I'm sick of these mutherfuckin snakes on this mutherfuckin plane.

redbull?


redbull!

REDBULL!!!!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

huh?

the best part about this article is that the author and the people who were interviewed seem completely unmoved by the fact that the guy lifted the front of a camaro off another dude. The front, which is always the heaviest, of a car that is easilly 3500 lbs.

other than this brief story, i've been pouring 4 to 8 hours a day over the last 10 days into an engineering case study. It's the final.. something to my summer class. (sadly, my internal thesaurus juices are all used up)

yeah. i'm thinking this thing is easily going to top 40 pages of charts, graphs, figures and obscene drawings.

where am i?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

I have nothing he wants!

sorry doesn't put humbs on the hand, Marge.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Huh...

Had the 4th's activities gone a little differently, this could have been us.

that would have been cool... except you know, we'd have gotten shot.

Also, have you people seen what's going on with myspace? I mean SERIOUSLY taken a look? I tried to block out all the news and media attention and even when the stories about little girls hooking up with random strangers busted, i resisted the urge to hop on. this right here is what that fox-owned site of 50 quadrillion users is propagating.

what the fuck? I feel dirty calling myself a blogger.

(sorry to the dude i linked to- he's kind of like in an indirect circle of known people)

Thursday, July 13, 2006

WWIII

well, the pieces are falling nicely into place.

in this corner, the good guys: Well established countries looking to protect their interests. fat cats and "sophisticates," depending on who you ask.

In the home corner: Japan, Israel, The U.S., Germany, Canada, the United Kingdom and a spattering of tropical island-states with hot chicks. The U.S. after all owns all the countries it's aligned with, except maybe for Japan, but they have an interest in shmushing the missile threat from across the water.
missiles in your soup.

Excessive force?

i don't think so.

And in the visitor's corner, the rogue-states with nothing left to lose. The underrated and unrespected. Russia, China, North Korea, and Palestine, Iran, Egypt. Remember, Iran and China are newly best buds since the chinese need a big oil supplier and conveniently, the US doesn't much like to buy Iranian oil. Of course, it's hard to say what Iran will do in any situation, since they're basically the crazy guy running around with the hand grenade. Same with Russia- they've found a good customer in china, where as the "established" countries are only interested in reducing oil consumption.

Of course then there's india, which could be a big swing state for either side. Unfortunately, they're only interested in boosting their own economic status and could probably do just fine by themselves while we're destroying everything. If pushed to chose, they'd probably have to side with the economic super powers, unless they saw some overwhelming evidence that one side had a clear advantage over the other.

either way, this is cool.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

we lose

they win

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

everything was better before

cut the power to the main circuits!

i can't sleep. I can't turn my brain off. can't stop thinking.

i'll distract myself with a photo blog from the week of the 4th. For more-better decriptions of the goings on, see here and here.


Once the Doctor was in town, we stopped for food. damn i could go for some gyros.



We went to a junk yard that had hundreds of aisles just like this one. It was heaven on earth, except there were fewer sluts that i expected in heaven. There was however rap music piped in over a P.A. system. (tryin catch me ridin' dirty...)

(side note: the cops did indeed try to catch me riding dirty just two nights ago- some shit about illegal window tint and "what's that bat in the back seat for?")


No BBQ is cmplete without one of these: By the way, if you're an employee of an agency that has "bureau" or "firearms" in the title, i assure you, the item below is nothign more than a glorified sewage drain... with a combustion chamber. and spark plug. and ignition coil from a 78 fiat.



And here you can see the notorious and i, deep in teh bush, engaging the enemy at 10 meters and sporting our urban jigalo-camouflage. Load the potato!



Finally, the fiat is dead for a while. This is what we in the busness (or scott) would call a corner demolition, except it's happening at all 4 corners. be strong little soilder.

Friday, July 07, 2006

recap:

Illegal Fireworks?
-Check
Geriatric Flirting?
-Check
Opposite Sex Shirt swapping?
-Check
Broken Car Compliments of Insane Driving?
-Check
Strippers?
-Check
Bloody Knuckles Compliments of Car Repair?
-Check
Potato Gun?
-Check
Marriage Proposal?
-Check
Unrepeatable Stories of Sexcapades?
-Check
A Three-County Wide path of Debotchery Leaving No Sin Un-Sinned, No Woman Un-Womanized and No booze Un-drunk?
-That's a Big 10-4 Little Buddy.