mailbag!

time to answer your burning questions

Q: how many people can fit into a late model grand am?
A: five chicks, a dude and me at the sticks, provided there's ample red LED lighting and Justin Timberlake on the cones.

Q: given the rising price of oil and middle eastern instability, what is the current exchange rate for and american played game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours?"
A: one cock = six breasts.

Q: how does the sophist observe his birthday?
A: the high life way.

holy shit

holy shit

this remnds,the fiat is running at about 80% right now- that mean's highway worthy and only leaking so much as to require fluid top-offs every 100 miles or so.

also, the carb is for shit

sold!

if anyone offers you a really good deal on a "new" BMW or Mazda, i'd watch out for foul play. It could be one of these cars.

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_icons/star_trek_icons.html

keep your head up

and watch yourself out there.

don't believe everything you see.

why?

no more cooking oil allowed in my house

this woman ruined it.

been busy

retro-fitting this to the fiat.

who you callin tony?

-newsweek

Now Rumsfeld and Bush, by pre-emptively launching a war, have undercut that lesson. Until recent events, the American and Israeli armies were generally judged the most advanced in the world. In the Arab world they were seen as all but invulnerable. Today the failures of those armies against Islamist guerrillas in Iraq and Lebanon have conveyed the very opposite of the message Bush wanted to send. If the current situation continues, with America bogged down in Iraq and Israel mired in its fight against Hizbullah, then the presumption of U.S-Israeli military invincibility--which has kept Arab extremists in place for decades--will be exposed as a myth. That could embolden Islamist radicals for a long time to come. Unless he is prepared to spend a lot more on his military, defense analysts say, the president who so badly wanted to project strength will be remembered mainly for projecting weakness.