apparently Holly spoke with Mr. T's voice mail today and it didn't have the words "pity" or "Fool" mentioned anywhere.
WHAT THE FUCK, T?
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Anonymous
said...
I'm not sure what happened.. One day I just woke up, and all the pity that I had for fools was gone. Oh sure, I kept saying the catchphrase because that's who people thought I was; but a piece of me died each time I repeated it. Finally, I took my gold chains out of the basement, brought them to the pawn shop, and traded them for an antique six shooter. (inserts bullet, spins cylinder) Click... Better luck next time... next time...
4 comments:
I'm not sure what happened.. One day I just woke up, and all the pity that I had for fools was gone. Oh sure, I kept saying the catchphrase because that's who people thought I was; but a piece of me died each time I repeated it. Finally, I took my gold chains out of the basement, brought them to the pawn shop, and traded them for an antique six shooter. (inserts bullet, spins cylinder) Click... Better luck next time... next time...
-Mr. T
There is always William Shatner!
Notorious
What's Mr. T's voicemail number?
-Gnome
she wouldn't give it up so i beat her with a pipe.
[nudges body on floor]
...darlin? wake up sleepy head...
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