Tuesday, February 22, 2005

dudley street, bitch, ain't a good place to wind up dead

i was reminiscing with my housemate jon about the wonderful geekiness of the TI-85 and it's psuedo-fortran programming language... so simple, so powerful and yet so intuitive. it reminded me of the time in 9th grade when stos and i wrote a program that would allow the user to "interact" with everyone's favorite violent anarchist, Mikail Bakunin. basically it would ask simply yes/no questions like "is the man oppressing you" and "have you killed a government agent today" and then recommend a course of action that would lead to a simpler, more pure existence. the point of this story follows: though you think fundamental russian anarchy is dead, it actually lives on forever in the hearts and minds of the school children.

speaking of the memory fountain, later that day, i was remembering a more recent event. some local high school chick that lives near my house told holly's mom (mother == teacher to the girl in question) "yeah, i think i've partied with that guy" in reference to me. (i'm still not sure how this conversation come up)

and now you know how i got my nick name.

-statutory Curt

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm...interesting... I have a question... did you even get to do anything with her? (for my argument, I will assume the answer is no because of your gf situation, not because you couldn't) This brings me to the point. At work, they are in the process of changing my name from "Notorious" to "Leagal?" I don't want this to happen. Personally I think this is unfair because I shouldn't get the name "Leagal?" if all I did was make a valient attemt at something, only to be shot down by her LtCol father. Besides that! she was 18 she said!

amateur.sophist said...

only now looking back, can I fully appreciate the randomness of my original post. i think i was drunk.

notorious, my hats off to you. now if only that girl's pants would follow the example...

(seriously dude, if you end up dead in a freak "military training accident" i'm gonna smell the finger of your corpse so the truth can be told)

Anonymous said...

I am glad I have friends like you to check on things to make sure that I don't go down like a complete chump. Thanks... though I think he wisely sent her off to go live with her mother in Iowa!