Holy shit. This is awesome! I am going to have to start saving now! Remind them not to forget the convertable version! I know it is not very traditional... but DC is a progressively retro company right!
You work for a good company dude. Good Choice! Speaking of which, do you get shit for rolling a GM product? and do they offer you any special deals as a DC employee?
I'm glad to see that A) a johnny cash reference would NOT have been lost to the depths of the internet and B) i have someone that will help me "collect" the pieces of a car.
Remember when they did that shit in MASH? Genius. Hey... Think you could disassemble that armored Hummer? We could bling that shit out and then go on a crime spree!
I'll see what I can do about getting that up-armored humvee home. There was a guy here who tried to get an Iraqi tank home. He got arrested on some unrelated charges. I think his tank is still sitting around. I'll look into that too. He told me he knew a way to get it home for about $30,000. Anyone interested in a tank?
I could probably get an RPG for about $300-$600... the tought part would be shipping it home. I do have a few connections with people who fly back and forth and are vertually immune to customes... I think $1200 total for you...
$600(the item)+$200(payoff for pilot buddies)+$400(personal profit)=$1200
(This deal is contingent on your agreement to bust me out of jail and support a low key lifestyle for me in Mexico after the fuzz find me out)
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Holy shit. This is awesome! I am going to have to start saving now! Remind them not to forget the convertable version! I know it is not very traditional... but DC is a progressively retro company right!
You work for a good company dude. Good Choice! Speaking of which, do you get shit for rolling a GM product? and do they offer you any special deals as a DC employee?
Or better yet! do you get special deals on parts like complete engines..."over the fence" deals work for me.
as my good friend johnny once said, "one piece at a time..."
I'm glad to see that A) a johnny cash reference would NOT have been lost to the depths of the internet and B) i have someone that will help me "collect" the pieces of a car.
Remember when they did that shit in MASH? Genius. Hey... Think you could disassemble that armored Hummer? We could bling that shit out and then go on a crime spree!
You sir sophists are a genius and a gentleman
My Hat's off to you mister Interweb.
{nods}
who doesn't know johnny?? just bought me 5th cash cd, and they are all great.
I'll see what I can do about getting that up-armored humvee home. There was a guy here who tried to get an Iraqi tank home. He got arrested on some unrelated charges. I think his tank is still sitting around. I'll look into that too. He told me he knew a way to get it home for about $30,000. Anyone interested in a tank?
Didn't jonny's cady have some problems?
nothing an adapter kit couldn't take care of.
30,000 for iraqi steal? don't they get that shit second hand form the old Soviet satellite countries who in turn got it second hand from the russians?
I don't know... i could buy a second hand WWII tank for less than that and the controls would be legible.
and i believe it's pronounced "an A-daptor kit"
how much for RPGs? I gotta show the neighborhood punks a thing or two about MTU ingenuity (and drunkenness)
I could probably get an RPG for about $300-$600... the tought part would be shipping it home. I do have a few connections with people who fly back and forth and are vertually immune to customes... I think $1200 total for you...
$600(the item)+$200(payoff for pilot buddies)+$400(personal profit)=$1200
(This deal is contingent on your agreement to bust me out of jail and support a low key lifestyle for me in Mexico after the fuzz find me out)
we should stop now before the black suburbans roll on us.
I was kind of already thinking that... That is why this post is anonymous..!!
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