i know you're all worried about this and you've been thinking a lot about this, that and the other. (Thanks Rob for doing all the Leg work.) It's understandable, believe me.
But I'm here to say, baby, it's gonna be alright. When i look into those scared eyes, i cant imagine wanting to live in a world were sweet, sexy things like yourself have to live in fear of biological annihilation. No darling, don't fight it. Just wrap yourself up in my big arms and let *my* missile defense system blanket your regions. I'm gonna put on some Al Green now and let you in a little secret- You know the new honky? Well i know a few people and i put some folks on the case, right. Dig it baby, we're gonna get it done, you see- work it from the inside; all grass-roots 'n shit. You just let Sexy C take care of all your worries. Now, how 'bout you shimmy yourself over here and help me out...
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Hmmm...I'm starting to remember why your nickname used to be 'Sleazy C' rather than 'Sexy C'.
"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything."
--Yamamoto Tsunetomo
(also, something or other regarding the evils of sophistry)
-Wizards against sophists
This explains why my G.I. Joe stock is going through the roof.
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