Monday, January 16, 2006

crazy old man

I miss the old guy at work. He was a retired employee of "company X" that came back as a contractor (basically like me) to fill some time, make some money and offer some expertise. I don't really know a lot of people where i work because i only actually do work with a few of them. Also, as we all know, engineers don't make very exciting friends, and i'm surrounded by hard-core desk-jocky engineer types. Frank, as he was appropriately named, was not only a constant presence, but also a good guy with which to discuss the nothings that you discuss to fill the day. Unfortunately, as of the first of this year, he is re-retired.

Since we were both contract workers for the worst engineering group in the company (leadership-wise) we had (or "have" in my case) a lot of empty time to fill. When we got bored, we'd wonder around our huge engineering complex, discussing for the most part, cars. I can say without a doubt that he had some degree of experience with every aspect of automotive design and manufacture. Also, he was a former supervisor, so it made me feel a little better when he agreed that our immediate higher-up was a useless mass and most of the industry is not as we live it. If it hadn't been for this old guy, i would have learned very little in the past 6 months. Worse, the bit that i picked up on my own was the real trivial stuff, like "how to fill out form Z" or "where to request access A." You know, the type of stuff that the losers above would ask me to do as my part in the cogs of the corporate gear system. Even still they pretty much leave me to fend for myself on that info. Frank, on the other-hand, was preaching the good stuff; how to get ahead in the business, how to interact with the factory workers, ways to subvert, side-step or weasel around the system. He could talk to angry plant/quality/whoever managers and tell them not what they wanted to hear, but what he need to say in a way they'd want to hear it.

we would often find ourselves working at one of the many local assembly plants and end up walking the lines. He had such a wealth of knowledge it's just spill out. Then, when the topic of work wore out, we'd turn to the topic of cars in general. He was working on an old MG... i can't remember the year. He'd offer advice for the Fiat and even go as far as offer up use of his son's car hoist, should the need arise. Sure, occasionally he'd forget what topic he was speaking on and would require a reminder and yes, it was pretty hard to interject my own thoughts once he got rolling, but what can you do?

My old guy emailed me the other from Florida. He said the weather was wonderful and he saw a bobcat from his patio. He asked for an update on my current job prospect, which he was advising me about (still outstanding) and mentioned that he hasn't had a chance to go fishing yet, but you better god damned believe he's gonna. (the last bit were my words, not his)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So he didn't let you interject much of your thoughts... that is fine. I have found with those old guys... when you are talking you end up wasting both of your time. Sometimes though they are just blow hards...

You realize that your job now is to become the old dude with all the knowledge and skills. I think your best bet is to spend as little time in the office as possible. If your manager is a doltish as it sound, you should be able to be gone without a problem. We have a guy here that spends all his time over in maintainance and noone ever says a thing. I am sure you could pull off the same thing. I think the leadership assumes that he is teaching himself about the aircraft... but he is just bull shitting about hunting and horses. This has several advantages... A. He gets out of all sorts of bullshit work. B. He finds out where all the good hunting spots are. And most important, (and probably applicable to you) C. When he brings back an aircraft and tells the maintanace dudes that it is fucked up and they need to fix it, they take it better and don't figure he is just a supid pilot (Engineer) that doesn't really know what is going on.

I would do the same as him, but the maintainance dudes just put me in the toilet and give me a swirly. Just kidding... They just put my helmet in the

amateur.sophist said...

yeah... unfortunately all the mechanic guys around there are union and think the engineers are fools and/or trying to take their jobs away.

So between the mistrust and the absence of actual work, i'm better off trying to teach myself

Anonymous said...

hmmm... you could try self/engineer depricatining humor to break the ice.

Though, you probably are trying to take thier jobs...

Do you have a cubicle or an office? Either way you should decorate it like a dungeon. Remember, All publicity is good publicity!