Monday, July 12, 2010

Trying to explain: pt 1

Michigan:

I spent the weekend of the 4th in America's most underrated city, Detroit. I managed to check almost all the boxes necessary for a successful Detroit visit:

Sleep at Stos' house: Check
Harassed by the suburban police: Check
Illegal Fireworks: Check
Royal Oak: Check
Cruise Woodward: Check
Harassed by homeless guy for driving a Miata: Check
Challenged to a stoplight race by pick-up truck: Check
Freeways of construction: Check
Both sides of family: Check
Seedy Strip Club: N/A due to funding
Vehicular maintenance: Check
5am at an all night, private downtown bar: Check
Hanging out with Greeks: Check

3 comments:

Timbo said...

I've been holding back for a long time but... a Miata? Seriously? At least now we know the homeless have something to laugh about :-)

Hey, whatever floats yer boat.



Where the hell is everybody? Speechless I guess!

amateur.sophist said...

You and I are the only real people left. Be sure to check your bed for pods tonight.

(you still got that rat-dog, tough guy?)

http://groups.google.com/group/discotech-alumnus-ultimate

Timbo said...

Application: submitted

Breath: holding


Rat-dog: stealing your breath tonight. Because she's a good shmoopie woopie woocie.