(thank you i heart chaos)
My return home, via motorcycle, went something like this:
--Cruising through Ohio fast, it was warm, i was happy.
--Cruising through Ohio fast, it was cold, i had on extra layers and i was happy.
--Crossing over into Michigan, storm front, HUGE FUCKING RAIN, fuck me, i'm so very wet, I can't see, OH GOD HUGE TRUCKS...
--40 miles of wet and then suddenly 1 mile from home, some dude pull sup next to me on a motorcycle as well and he's wearing less water repellent clothing than I am. I look at him, he looks at me and we know that we're the only bad muther (shut your mouth!) in this town.
--Arrive home, dump water out of boots, invent phrase "holy double fuck-stuffed Oreos" to describe what just happened to me, sleep.
This is the greatest music video that has ever existed:
GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.
"In this awesome video for the song “Gorbachov” by Russian metal band ANJ, former Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Gorbachev is an axe-wielding barbarian, destroying zombies who attack the hard working big breasted women of Mother Russia"
I don't know how to explain this to all of you, but Bill Oriely really is fair and balanced. Watch him. I don't know if it was always this way and I don't know if it will always be so, but dammit, he asks the right questions and criticizes EVERYONE. Fuck. Now everything is complicated.
Remember: A Floozy will do something with anyone. A Freak will do anything with someone. It's important to know.
*Yes I had to invent a new phrase to show my exclamation. Use it at your will, i guarantee is new to this world
2 comments:
It doesn't rain bread and coke in my capitalist propaganda.
The politburo approves. (stamps aproval onto monitor, ruins monitor)
The most amazing thing is that really is what all russian women look like! I need to go back to that part of the world...
Also, rain and motorcycles is a good way to grow chest hair!
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