--Mikhail Bakunin
JON STEWART: I was convinced an Obama/McCain campaign would be measurably different on almost all standards. And to watch it become Bush/Kerry, Bush/Gore, has been one of the most dissatisfying experiences.
STEPHEN COLBERT: That means it's not an Obama/McCain campaign. It's a Guys Who Work for Bush/Guys Who Work for Kerry campaign. Both sides have people who are just smart enough to know "We need to tweak this dial right here," so of course voters are divided 50/50 between the parties. When the 2000 election was down to 14 voters in Boca deciding the whole thing, I thought, "'Wow, that's great! It really is a political science! They've found a way to put electrodes in people's hands, and a probe up their butt, show them images, and say 'See how they respond!'"
STEWART: That's why you think to yourself, "Hey, couldn't you guys tie for $10 million, instead of a trillion? Does it really cost that much money to tie?"
Good stuff from the comedy central
COLBERT: The idea that Lehman Brothers doesn't get any money and AIG does reminds me very much of ''Iran is a mortal enemy because they have not achieved a nuclear weapon. But North Korea is a country we can work with, because they have a nuclear weapon.'' The idea is, Get big or go home. How big can you f--- up? Can you f--- up so bad that you would ruin the world economy? If it's just 15,000 who are out of jobs, no. You have to actually be a global f---up to get any help.
It's becoming pretty obvious that i need to find a new job.
Science:
The kids are using the the Hulu I assure you.
This seems... Dubious. I can give you 5 reasons.
But if it's true.. you can sign me up.
(not for this reason... well, not ONLY that reason.)
The Chinese: Not fucking around.
The Japanese: Not fucking around.
Not science
best mix up ever
Well, kind of science... but also sex. But then again, it's kind of the same thing, right?
Finally, i will mention that i am two tattoos richer but will not sully their awesomeness by spewing their picture all over the internet where any peter picture picker or harry hacker can copy paster and distribute at his/her will. Instead i will insist that you appear in person and convince me to de-shirt if you want to bask in their wicked awesomeness. That is all.
Guess what: The H is O.
Come tomorrow morning i'm gonna have Glen Fry Stank all over me.
(Why would you SHOW me that?!)
2 comments:
That video reminds of the time you won that woman's hand in marriage during that drunken balance beam contest. Or maybe that was me last weekend, it all sort of runs together.
Yea... Why did you show me that...?
Also, Holy shit! I hope the Chinese are right about that space drive! That would be great!!! Just think what that makes possible! Now we're cooking with... a microwave!
Post a Comment