Okay. China, We FUCKING get it already, you're better than the west. Let it go. (I could do a lot of things if i had 6 foot arms)
The real question is, if a strange woman appears and masturbates on your couch, would you throw it (them) away?
I suppose you could apply the theory of unexplained bacon to identify this as a ninja trap... but if I have to live a life forever questioning the origins of mystery bacon and masturbating strangers, i don't want to live that life.
I wasn't hungry anyway
Also,
It can always be worse.
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Knock yourself out.
Dude... I have been in Pike before, I am completely shocked that they would throw thier couches away after that. That would be like me selling a car because it didn't pass emissions...
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