Saturday, March 25, 2006

ouch

Time to take a step back from the doom and gloom of reality and focus on the fluff of everyday life. The half marathon i was supposed to take part in April 1st is a big question mark right now, as i rolled and sprained my ankle playing basketball last Sunday. (I shouldn't have been playing that near to a marathon, but UNC needed me on guard and i couldn't let 'em down) Basically its fucked. That night it swelled nicely and a few days later the bruises appeared above the heal and at the shin.


Three days after. Note it should appear much "bonier."


One week after

Today i wrapped the hell out of it ad hit the treadmills. Yes, i too despise the treadmills, but since winter came back in the form of a slushly, wet, snowy, crap from the sky last night and today, the rat-wheel was what i had. I ran it, but it's sore.

Here's what's great about these pictures: on the first one, you can see in the background my "monkey's playing poker" boxer shorts that Holly got me. Chances are, unless i'm drunk, you're never gonna see those in person. In the second photo, you can see my freakish toes that are webbed between the 2nd and 3rd digit. Makes me a better swimmer and as far as i know, has never been documented on the internet.

See, this web site is like one of those discovery channel medical shows. Also, i learned that's it's very hard to manipulate photoshop so bruises will show up on film. I'm not sure why, but that's good information to have.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

rub some dirt on it.

oh yeah, and i wouldn't push to much till the swelling goes away (learned that the hard way last year, PT is expensive). then get more dirt.

Notorious said...

I have to go with the wildman... rub some dirt on it, or cut it off!

amateur.sophist said...

Doc wanted to X-ray for bone chips but otherwise seemed to think i'd be fine so long as it wasn't hurtin'

I declined the X-ray, fearing the powerfull gamma rays would render me sterile, and likewise, ruin wildman's hopes of having a brother.