Sunday, January 30, 2005

A: a new last name

these stats just in from the Detroit Free Press:

Michigan:
Last in the Nation for Personal Income Growth
Last Nationwide in Employment Growth
Last in the National Index of Economic Momentum
Highest Unemployment in the Nation

no place to go but up, eh? am i right? yeah...

instead of a simple bar-blow-out drunken saturday night college bonanza, i had a dinner party last night, with plans for sophisticated adult fun at the local drinkeries afterwards. None of the guests seemed very interested in hanging around, so i was still home alone playing grand theft auto by midnight, drinking cervases (sp?) in the real world and killing hookers in the imaginary.

no place to go but up, eh? am i right? yeah...


Q: what's long an hard that polish woman gets on her wedding night?

1 comment:

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