me news:
I logged all my working hours at Detroit's Western High School yesterday, in the heart of Mexican Town! Let me recap what i gathered from the very informative bulletin board: Western High school was built 1893ish and spend the first forty-odd years of existence in a mediocre state of "meh." In 1930-something a angry and vengeful fire gutted the brick structure, leaving a very well-meaning, but wholly useless shell. After it was rebuilt, the city decided to mandate the best of the best of the day's fire detection and prevention technology. Fast forward 60 years and several patch-job upgrades of an antiquated fire alarm system and you'll find me, ass-deep in shorted wires and broken conduit. My job, without objection, is to render the Western High School Fire Alarm in working order. This is the approximate equivalent of an aircraft mechanich standing over the smoldering wreckage of jet liner, trying to figure out how he's going to fix that darned landing gear. Oh, and the crash site is in the middle of downtown Detroit and people keep trying to steal his tools. Possibly to use as weapons against said mechanic.
release.
In other news:
This guy is crazy in a "fun to stand back and watch the madness" kinda way. it's just good, readin, dammit. I got the address when he linked to my blog somehow. (still haven't figured that one out) In case you didn't know, through the magic of magic, i track all addresses that access this site. That means i see you rockwellcollins.com and you too ameritech.net.
Even better is this shit right here. I challenge you to try to stop reading once you start.
And finally,
I will soon start construction of homemade egg nog (errr... booze nog, as the recipe says). It's a fine little concoction, given to me by rob, stolen from Lee, decoded from the writings of Kant, brought down the mountain by Pikachu. Amen.
write if you want a copy.
3 comments:
Oh no, not the booze-nog! For the love of God...or man...or whatever.... Please advise any guests of yours to drink that booze nog with caution for the ramifications of mixing it with, say, too much dark, creamy beer (no matter how tasty), are not pretty...not pretty at all....
Just the same, I would have to recommend taking care to use the highest quality rum and brandy (Captain & Christian Brothers) that $20 will get you. If you've already placed said $20 in a g-string of some hermaphroditic exotic dancer, then just piss in the pot and add extra nutmeg...it comes out about the same when you're hungover.
Oh yeah, and another thing--stop spying on me at work (rockwellcollins.com). Or else, The Feds will have to come bust your ass for stealing all the government secrets I'm working on--like how to make digital TV (read: porn, according to my co-workers) work on a big ass plane way up in the sky. (Does any else remember that great old Delta Ebonics spoof? Check out: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghettodelta.html and, for that matter, if you haven't spent much time at ebaumsworld.com, do yourself a favor and look around b/c the audio and video clips are hilarious...except for the few that you can't "unsee".)
In the words of an old drunken/thievin' roommate:
Larry Christmas!
Munky~
there are a lot of things i wish i could "unsee." Unfortunately, the product of excessive egg nog and creamy dark beer is one of those things.
but seriously, did you use brandy AND rum? i was just going to choose one or the other... which ever my hermaphrodite-exotic dancer lady friend prefers. (sorry Holly)
p.s.
did they have to actually animate the "jimmy hat" line?
holly?
she's kinda dirty... you might want to stay away from *her*
[pause for effect]
WOOOOOO!!!!!!! [pistolas]
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