Thursday, December 16, 2004

blind man here

[ahem]

so the new nun recruits are sitting around the rectory (rectory... this is funny already) and they're all pretty darn good looking and it's hotter than the hinges of hell. so being young and fairy free spirited, as they were, they decide to strip down naked and cool off a bit.

as soon as they do, there comes a knock at the door, followed by the proclamation, "blind man. Blind man here"

so the nuns, realizing that the guy was blind and obviously needed some sort of attention ran to door and opened it wide.

the man responded "Hey, nice knockers. Where you want me to hang these blinds?"



alright, if that didn't get you, this sure as shit will:

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