fff

travel the world with beasts in your trunk: buy a wagon.

(I've been listening to MUCH James Harriet, often while sleeping, so my inner monologue features constant mention of silliness like pouring one’s self a measure and dapper dreadful and champion splendor, all delivered in a perfect english metronome. It's annoying, really.)

fff is something my family invented in the late 80's and stands for "Forced Family Fun."

(one of those three f's is meant to be ironic, James.)