Something from a bar:
Philosopher: You know what's wrong with skanks?
Sophist: ...?
Philosopher: They don't realize how awesome i am.
Sophist: {looking around} I see what you're saying.
Philosopher: Right?
Sophist: There is an intrinsic disconnect; You are obviously rich (in terms of the setting) and awesome and they, as skanks, are obviously seeking well-off men to have meaningless sex with.
Philosopher: Right! So why don't I have skanks around me?
Sophist: {drinks jack}
Something to consider:
When the fuck did dish soap become so concentrated that a single-bastard such as myself is physically unable to obtain an amount such as to properly suds the minuscule dishes i might dirty? Seriously, the smallest possible quantity i can release, requires at least 10 minutes of rinsing. Somebody should write somebody.
Something to beware:
In this picture of the 2008 MTU ultimate team, you will see the image of a Sophist dopple ganger. I assure you, this person's pod was grown to mimic the Sophist of 2000. I shall find and destroy this pod-person.
Something:
I haven't thought about Aaron for a long time. I wonder if my memories of him will be different now.
Now is the time to make yourself into what you want to be. It won't be getting any easier.
7 comments:
Is it just me or is the guy on the far left a Sean dopple ganger as well?
I'm not sure about Sean but i just realized the guy on the far right, lower looks a LOT like a young Rob.
Bastards don't even have the good decency to come up with original faces?
That is scary. Here's his email - mailto:stephen.curtis@mtu.edu
Looks like his right arm is around a tall oompah, and his left, well, let's just say he has more in common with you than looks.
Timbo!
Your flimsy insult raises a good point: you were comparing me to the guy on the top row, second from left, who does in fact bare a resemblance, but i was talking about the guy on the top row, second from right, who looks MORE like me but from my younger years.
The whole thing is pretty creepy.
Also, if you ever reveal my secret identity in a public forum again, i shall post a certain picture of a certain santa hat-wearing chump chugging booze and looking like a nerd.
Yeah, I was kind of torn, really wasn't sure which one you were talking about. I guess I never met that as-yet-un-defiled Sophist. He looks... alert.
Wildman, what's your vote?
Santa hat keeps timbo warm. Warm like a sleeveless forest green t-shirt hanging from the ceiling light...
Did you know Skelert helped me move into my current apartment?
well... he didn't really lift anything but he did hang/wrap a sleeveless shirt around the dining room light.
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