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CR
oh man
what's YOUR stripper name?
first pet name + first street name
do it.
you know you want to do it.
SOPHIST
patches reeck
CR
OH SHIT
SOPHIST
or brighteyes reeck
CR
go for the second one
tho...reeck...uh....
that's ROUGH
can i just call you brighteyes rough?
i think that works.
SOPHIST
and you?
CR
Goldy Homan
SOPHIST
i think you should be goldy reeck
i'll be brighteyes homan
CR
i don't wanna REEK
i'll by goldy rough
fair?
SOPHIST
fair
curt backwards is truc
that should be good for something
CR
oh man...
anitsirhc
that's not good for anything.
SOPHIST
patches truc?
CR
bh trumps pt
all the way
SOPHIST
bh?
pt?
CR
brighteyes homan
patches truc
try to keep up
SOPHIST
but it's not really my street
CR
so?
rough isn't even a street
SOPHIST
i smean if we;re just shooting from the hip i'd be dirk gently or girth buckingham or ted danson
CR
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH FUCKING HELL
ok
breathing...
lush luscious, lady danger, selah sophya, tina trance
SOPHIST
that's right, breath it all in
uh
those sound like super hero names
CR
YUP
superhero stripper
or
SOPHIST
how about Tits Turrah? you could have a middle eastern theme
CR
cherry red, candy apple
OH MY GOD
Tits Turrah
fucking hell
Shauna Schwebel
Pi Puss
Alanna Vector
Nixie Nimbus : she'll take you higher
SOPHIST
i'm a big fan of what is it... alliteration?
CR
yup.
nixie nimbus is my fave so far.
SOPHIST
i'm still leaning toward tits turrah
CR
that one is hilarious...
what for you,tho...
dick dangerous might give the wrong impression
SOPHIST
cleavage cleaver
lol
yes
CR
yer a guy, not a surgical instrument.
dick dangerous, then?
SOPHIST
i meant for ou
CR
rick wragler?
SOPHIST
and dangerous = bad
CR
i KNOW
OH.
SOPHIST
drawing from pervious...
how about girth gently
CR
not true alliteration, but it's good for the nice ladies.
not for the vixens, tho.
not for the big money.
c'mon
dream a little
SOPHIST
well if the grth is that significant, you'd want... well nevermind
CR
dude.
go with it.
SOPHIST
cream a la dream
CR
but add a little spice
AHAHAHAHAHA
or simply: the goody rom
room
the goods
now presenting, The Goods
total objectification
SOPHIST
Girthy McGoods
CR
warmer...warmer...
SOPHIST
Good O'toole
*goods O'Toole
CR
THERE it is.
oh man
only if you wore a kilt
SOPHIST
adding the ethnic flair
that's where it is
i am part scottish
CR
fabulous!
SOPHIST
"they call him Night Moves. 'Cause he's got 'em)
CR
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
SOPHIST
Night Moves. Girth Gently. Goods O'Toole
i have three solid aliases
CR
alright alright alright
nixie what?
SOPHIST
Nixie Nymph
CR
nixie nymph...what was it before?
SOPHIST
Noternal Nixie
CR
nixie nimbus IS too cerebral...
keep the first name to one or two syllables.
SOPHIST
and nixie penis eater is perhaps too literal
CR
HAHAHAHAHA
oh shit
STRIPPER, NOT PORN STAR
tho...if ya wanna go there...
SOPHIST
(I thought we already were)
CR
yup.
i'm in denial.
on with the process.
scrap nixie, for now.
SOPHIST
i like the word nipples
nipply mistress
CR
LOL
LOL
SOPHIST
nipply knockers
CR
not CLASSY enough
even porn needs some CLASS
or at least WIT
besides, i'm not a dancer for jabba the hutt
SOPHIST
see, we're out of sync- i'm back to stripper names
CR
{SOPHIST
nipply mistress is solid
i'm just sayin
CR
DUDE.
ewie.
SOPHIST
FINE
{diggs deeper}
CR
LOLOLOLOLOL
SOPHIST
(keep in mind i'm writing a year-end self review simultaneously)
CR
HAHAHAHA
nice
i think i'm adding something very important to your writing process.
SOPHIST
probably
CR
namely: TITS
ahem.
SOPHIST
(are you blogging these later or am i
?)
CR
oh, i already sent them to jules.
you can blog, iffin' i can depend on you to do it!
SOPHIST
i'll do it
tonight or tomorrow
CR
i'll try to maintain patience.
SOPHIST
Racks O'wreck
sounds very hit
CR
oh MAN
powerhouse
you just want us both to be scottish
and i'm GERMAN
and MEXICAN
sheesh.
are you gonna blog names or try and show the process? cuz man oh man, the world needs to be hip to our genius.
SOPHIST
i was thinking list form
end product
let it speak for itself
CR
i'll leave it up to you.
SOPHIST
but i'm open to suggestions
CR
well...
as long as the names are shown, even the bad ones, maybe a few quotes.
just enough.
not too muc.
much.
i wanna find visuals, for my own entertainment.
entertainment? sheesh.
entertainment.
like....Racks O'Wreck.
what would she even LOOK like?
SOPHIST
El Melones Grandes
too literal
CR
HAHAHAHA
SOPHIST
in another language
CR
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....you should post actual photos of us in a tiny corner of this post....the dorkiest we can find....
but if you wanna keep it fantasy...i'll understand.
SOPHIST
i'll put something together
CR
yeah, if yer gonna go with Spanish, make it count.
Sent at 4:27 PM on Wednesday
SOPHIST
Melones de gringos meurtos
wait
i fucked that up
CR
yeah.
but i know what yer doin.
i'm all about having tits of liberty, but only in the proper grammar.
DEATH TO WHITEY
SOPHIST
right
i just need someone that remembers how to conjegate
CR
not i, said the fly...
but WAIT
it's a STRIPPER NAME
in AMERICA
SOPHIST
right...
CR
shouldn't it be fucked up, a little bit?
SOPHIST
Melones de Gringo Muerte
CR
...that's fucken rich...but too long for a stage name...
MGM
SOPHIST
yes
CR
Tit-tacular
damn, it feels good to be a gangsta
SOPHIST
Under-bra Uber-ba
Uber Under-bra
Sent at 4:33 PM on Wednesday
CR
Helga Heels, for the fetish set.
SOPHIST
Uber Under-bra
CR
not sexy
SOPHIST
(you were offline when i tried to send that)
German isn't sexy
CR
Hilda Heels.
nope.
never has been.
frightening and powerful, but not sexy.
SOPHIST
Hilga Hiney Humper
CR
HAHAHAHA
Tits Tequila
ewie
SOPHIST
Hiney Hump-dinger
CR
Betty Bratwurst Biter
now THAT will clear the show
SOPHIST
yowser
CR
by the way, i feel like Ronald Dahl on crack and X
SOPHIST
Mescaline Minnie
Minnie Rider
CR
"i wondered if i should mention the bats"
SOPHIST
yes!
i'm now fascinated with the word hiney
hiney hands
hiney kisses
(i like that one- sounds sweet)
Sent at 4:41 PM on Wednesday
SOPHIST
if you went to live out these personas, i advise against it
unless it's Hiney Kisses



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