look here.
I asked for one of these months ago, when i first sauntered into a Toy's 'R Us one rare weekend with little do.
Trying to fill the hole in my soul, I bought each of my nieces and nephews one of these fuly auto, two clip, air powered death machines for Xmas. (...and there was a fire fight!)
Just picture three juveniles of justice stalking 'round the xmas tree the morning of the 25th. Their combined fire power will be equal to that of some smaller (less gun-friendly) nations. (assuming of course one nerf bullet were to equal one real bullet) The problem is i need something with which to defend myself; that's where the sniper rifle comes into play- It's time for their older, wiser uncle to teach them the worth of a single well placed nerf round. Of justice.
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You could always just make a suit of duct tape and bubble wrap for xmas. This way, not only will you be invulnerable to nerf projectiles, but your family will more or less ignore you, limiting those awkward questions about various personal matters. Also, you could always just declare Martian Law. I dub thee Sir Phobos! (awkward silence)
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