Your mom wasn't your dad's first

The link below is a little crazy-liberal-picket-sign-swinging, but the person did a good job of collecting the advertisements i wish to showcase, as well as providing some amusing re-dubs.

See them here

Remember the god old days when i would update bi-weekly and provide insights into the world as well as hilarious links and life-inspiring anecdotes? Me neither.

Here's some more internet shit to stare at:



Sorry i missed your party dot com

I'm actually anxious to return to my scholastic pursuits. How lame is that? I guess the internet can't offer the hours of mind-stealing entertainment that it once did.


Yup, the back of the party has been broken.







(nah, it's still funny)