im still feeling car-tastic

From Jalopnik:

I believe in Horsepower, the Father almighty,
creator of fun and excitement.

I believe in Rear Wheel Drive, his only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Manual Transmission
and born of the Frenchman Panhard.
He suffered under Jean-Louis Périn,
invented, died, and was buried;
thankfully before the CVT.
The third day he was still dead
but his transmission lives on in Heaven
and is seated at the right hand of Horsepower the Father almighty.
From there he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Manual Transmission,
the holy WRC races,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of speeding tickets,
the resurrection of the classics,
and the hoon everlasting. Amen.




Finally... You want the action? Here's the god damned action right here. It makes my man pieces tingle just thinking about another go at it. Like Joey talking to an underage girl, "i'll see YOU in 2010."