But i know what you're Saying... You're asking how the fuck am i gonna combine my love for smooth 80's jams while simultaneously embrace the season? With just three simple letters my mostly honky friends:
Kenny. Fucking. Loggins.
Loggins and I are keepin' it smooth this Xmas. Then later we might get all fucked up on tequila-nog and cruise for some Mrs. Clauses, ain't that right, Loggins? Those chicks LOVE the beard.
{high fives Loggins}
See, Loggins here knows that this time of year a bearded mutherfucker like him can get some MAD action. C'mon Loggins, let's go hit the food court and mess with the Cinnabun girls...
(**this post inspired by an awkward combination of Clerks 2 and a secret desire for Kenny Loggins to be my Silent Bob)
5 comments:
Is he the guy that wrote the "Top Gun Theme or the guy that wrote "The Gambler?"
I don't think Mr. Loggins has the ability to be silent. And with THAT voice, shoot, he shouldn't be.
that level of greatness needs to be doled out appropriately. Like Bob.
hot.
damn.
you's one strange mutha.
ten points.
by the by, the word i have to type in order to post this comment is "hammigge."
i'm glad you appreciate. I was beging to get worried that my particular brand of madness was going un-needed.
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