a guy walks into his bed room one night while his wife is lying there in bed, and under the guys arm is a sheep. The guy looks up and says, "You see dear, this is the pig i'm fucking when you're not around." The wife is a little shocked at this, but has the sense to realize something's wrong and replies "That's not a pig, that's a sheep..."
The guy says "I wasn't talking to you."
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belive it or not... I have heard that one before...
You should tell the one about the babies and pitch-forks!!!!
{waits for the crowd to quiet down}
okay, okay...
what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bricks? I can't move my bricks with a pitch-fork.
Ha ha hah hah ha!!! That one gets me every time! Good one!
Hee hee hee...
{alternate ending}
...I don't have a pile of bricks in my garage.
I hope you have a floor drain in your garage. It becomes such a mess if you don't.
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